On a field trip to the penitentiary, Chicken switches places with a hardened criminal named Red.
Chicken, Flem and Earl are fascinated by the girls' bathroom.
I.M. Weasel must complete the trans Atlantic Bridge.
At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.
Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides to get a part-time job too, and is refered to the Chicken farm as a ""temporary employee"".
I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...
Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour.
Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.
Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he'll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U. system at the carnival.
It's discovered that I.R. is the king of the kingdom of Yurp, so Weasel must turn him into a gentleman.
Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs).
Picking up where the last episode left off, the night the play begins, the cast and crew learn that Flem has been struck with chicken-pocks, so Chicken gets the role, while Cow is the new leading lady, since Wee Wee caught the pocks too. The play goes on, and all the weenies cast out the Ugliest Weenie, but soon learn that ugly is good, because it means that he won't get bar-b-qued, and eaten.
Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around.
Chicken is sick of the cafeteria's food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the cafeteria. After a halusination of seeing his great grandpa and grandma, Cow and Chicken decide to open up their own little meat cafe, which turns out to be quite popular.
I.R. starts his own pig farm, covering the whole town with an awful stench.
When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully.
Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup. But when Cow accidentally drops her quarter into it, everyone in the present time has quarters for heads. Cow and Chicken must go back into time again to stop her.
Weasel is going to face a human in a ping-pong duel. A jealous I.R. tells the human that he's won a trip, so I.R. can duel Weasel himself.
Dad is pulled over by a cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth and slaps braces on them.
Chicken misreads the eye chart and gets a thick pair of glasses.
Cow learns that she has a herding instinct, and soon starts to fit in with other crowds such as flocks of ducks, schools of fish, and the military. She soon learns that she is supposed to herd with other cows, so she does, but soon dislikes it when all the other cows do nothing but stand and eat grass.
A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage.
Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.
Two dudes take a group of beavers hostage and Weasel must save them.
Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard.
Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.
Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice.
Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem, and Earl on a camping trip in the woods. Cow shows up with Chicken's forgotten hairbrush, only to be kicked out by him, Flem and Earl. Flem's Dad then sings a ballad to the kids about a flattened cat, who can act like a frisbee, and cut things down like trees and trucks. Later that night, the kids find their cans of Sugar Frosted Weenies cut open by Sailcat.
It's Christmas and I.R.'s family pays a visit. But when they go to Weasel's house instead, I.R. vows to ruin Christmas.
Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters.
Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.
